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What did Queen Guinevere say about Sir Lancelot after he slayed three war dogs to save the King?

"One day they'll name a rock band after this knight!"

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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posted by "Marty" |
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Last Saturday night me and my date watched a movie at my house. I leaned over and kissed her for the first time.

She instantly remarked, "You must be the one, I heard trumpets sound when we kissed."

Now I'm hoping she doesn't find out it was my little brother downstairs practicing for band.

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "Marty" |
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I had to take a whole load of tree limbs to the dump today in my trailer.

I came to realize that when I prayed for a job as a branch manager, I needed to be a little more specific.

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CATEGORY Business Jokes
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posted by "FISHINGED15" |
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What did the third wise salesman say after his friends had already presented gold and frankincense?

"But wait... there's myrrh!"

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |