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Favorite this joke What did Queen Guinevere say about Sir Lancelot after he slayed three war dogs to save the King?
"One day they'll name a rock band after this knight!"
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Last Saturday night me and my date watched a movie at my house. I leaned over and kissed her for the first time.
She instantly remarked, "You must be the one, I heard trumpets sound when we kissed."
Now I'm hoping she doesn't find out it was my little brother downstairs practicing for band.
I had to take a whole load of tree limbs to the dump today in my trailer.
I came to realize that when I prayed for a job as a branch manager, I needed to be a little more specific.
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What did the third wise salesman say after his friends had already presented gold and frankincense?
"But wait... there's myrrh!"
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