Best Jokes

Why are bananas bad getaway drivers?

They are in such a hurry to split and they peel out.

A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications he waited anxiously for the outcome.

The employer read all his applications & said, "We have an opening for people like you."

"Oh, great," the man said, "What is it?"

"It's called the door!"

I was married by a judge...

I should have asked for a jury.