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"Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?"

"No, this is how I dress when I go to work..."

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CATEGORY Lawyer Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Where there's a will...

I want to be in it!

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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The discussion goes on and on as to if smoking is good or bad for you.

But how can they question that when it cures salmon?

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posted by "barber7796" |
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Frequent hand washing in my job as a medical technologist and the harsh weather combined give me very dry skin.

One night as I prepared for bed, I rubbed my hands with petroleum jelly and covered them with an old pair of white gloves. As I sat in bed reading a book with my gloves on, my husband finished showering and came into the room wearing a towel.

Drying himself off, he went to the closet, selected a tie and put it on."What are you doing?" I asked.

"Well," he replied, "if you're going to be formal, so am I."

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posted by "merk" |