Best Jokes

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Question: Why should you never ask a skeleton to change a light bulb?

Answer: Cause no body will show up.

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posted by "Jonathan Alan Miller" |
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Astronomers got tired of watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours...

So they decided to call it a day.

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posted by "Jayanth Ch" |
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Why do pelicans hate taxes?

BECAUSE NO MATTER WHERE THEY TURN, THEY STILL HAVE AN ENORMOUS BILL IN FRONT OF THEM!

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Polish Guy" |
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I'm getting mighty fed up with these sheep-human hybrids!

What is with ewe people!?

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posted by "Super Dave" |