Best Jokes

My little sister is allergic to fish, but I didn’t realize that fish were allergic to her.

She took Monstro out of his goldfish bowl to play with him, and he immediately started to gasp and turn blue.

When your girlfriend comes home in a white suit, covered in bee stings and smelling like honey...

You know she's a keeper!

My new AARP membership arrived in today’s mail as a scratch & sniff card.

I scratch my head over saving a buck on a hotel room and sniff back the tears of joining the blue-haired 4:45 dinner special.

My 12 year old son tried coffee for the first time today.

"It tastes like dirt!" he said.

I told him it was just ground this morning.