Best Jokes

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My little sister is allergic to fish, but I didn’t realize that fish were allergic to her.

She took Monstro out of his goldfish bowl to play with him, and he immediately started to gasp and turn blue.

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Wano U" |
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When your girlfriend comes home in a white suit, covered in bee stings and smelling like honey...

You know she's a keeper!

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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My new AARP membership arrived in today’s mail as a scratch & sniff card.

I scratch my head over saving a buck on a hotel room and sniff back the tears of joining the blue-haired 4:45 dinner special.

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CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
posted by "Wano U" |
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My 12 year old son tried coffee for the first time today.

"It tastes like dirt!" he said.

I told him it was just ground this morning.


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posted by "nerdasaurus" |