Best Jokes

A man went to his lawyer and stated, "I would like to make a will but I don't know exactly how to go about it."

The lawyer said, "No problem, leave it all to me."

The man looked somewhat upset as he said, "Well, I knew you were going to take the biggest slice, but I'd like to leave a little to my children, too!"

Lawyer: Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods?

Doctor: No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region.

Lisa: Sardines have to be the stupidest fish in the world.

Meg: Why do you say that?

Lisa: They crawl into cans, lock themselves in, and then leave the key on the outside.

A tomato family is walking down the road.

Baby tomato falls behind.

Daddy tomato goes back and smacks him on the back of the head and says, “Ketchup!"