Best Jokes

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Mother: Eat your bread.

Child: I don’t like bread. Why do I have to eat the bread?

Mother: So you become big and strong.

Child: Why do I have to become big and strong?

Mother: So you can provide the daily bread to your family.

Child: But I don’t like bread!

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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The Cajun menu offered a vast fish selection: Blackened redfish, orange roughy, pink salmon, browned yellowtail...

Yet with a carefree, colorblind cook, we all ended up with Rainbow trout.

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CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "Wano U" |
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Sometimes I feel like my life is a movie.

I can’t complain, it’s a wonderful life.

Besides I’m still here, it’s not like I’m gone with the wind.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Marty" |
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My friends tiny Pomapoo named Victory always goes after my shoe laces when I sit on her sofa.

You might say I’m forced to snatch de' feet from the jaws of victory.

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Marty" |