Best Jokes

Where would you find a doctor whose job it is to declare a person dead?

At the coroner store.

How can you identify a blind pirate?

He's the one with patches over both eyes.

Death and taxes are inevitable...

But at least death doesn't get worse every year!

I was invited to this indoor wedding over the weekend. When I reached the hotel venue, I found two doors. One said, 'Bride relatives' and the other said, 'Groom relatives'.

"Hmmm, interesting," I said to myself as I entered the door marked Groom relatives. I then found two more doors. One said 'Ladies' and the other said, 'Men'.

I started laughing out loud as I entered the ladies door and found two more doors written, 'People with gifts' and 'People without gifts'.

I entered the people without gifts door... I found myself outside of the hotel.