Best Jokes

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Father to his daughter: “Your date's mother called and said you pepper sprayed her son. I just gave you that pepper spray, what happened?”

Daughter: “Well, we were having dinner and I was looking at the spray container and it said USE BY 6/25 and today is June 25th, I guess I panicked.”

Father: “That would be June 2025 dear.”

Daughter: “Oh.”

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "Marty" |
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Little Johnny: “Having a farm is really hard work.”

Billy: “It’s an ant farm Johnny, all you have to do is supervise.”

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posted by "Marty" |
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A teenage foreign exchange student knew the metric system as well as European colloquialism and slang but he wasn’t well versed with imperial measurement or the use of North American English.

When the exchange student wanted to know what a foot is, the boy that helped him only added to his confusion by saying. “I can give you a hand with that.”

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CATEGORY School Jokes
posted by "Marty" |
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I always feel nervous when I walk through a cornfield...

I keep thinking I'm being stalked.

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CATEGORY Farmer Jokes
posted by "Pillowpack" |