Best Jokes

Lately my wife has been telling me, when she gets out of bed, she has a headache...

Maybe I should tell her to get out of bed feet first.

A father and his 9 year old son were at the nearby bowling alley.

"Hey dad, why is that man wearing that weird looking hat while he's bowling?" his son blurted out.

"Oh that's normal son" he answered. "That hat is called a bowler."

Little Johnny was in church when the wine and wafers were passed out. His mother leaned over and told him that he was not old enough to partake in the Communion.

When the basket was passed around she leaned over once again to tell him to drop his money in, but Little Johnny held his dollar firmly in his hand, stating...

"If I don't eat, I don't pay!"

Teacher: I hope I didn't just see you looking at Harry's paper, Raymond!

Raymond: I hope so too, teacher!