Best Jokes

Why don't sheep shrink when they get wet?

Wife to husband: “Did you like supper?”

Trying to be polite, the husband says, “Yes.”

The wife says, “I was just wondering, because when I gave some to the cats they tried to bury it.”

"Quick! Call a tree surgeon!"

"Why?"

"My maple tree is bleeding!"

"That's not blood, that's sap."

"What's sap?"

"Nothing. What's sap with you?"

Why are Eskimos always interested in winter sports?

Because they are Inuit.