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Wife to husband: “Did you like supper?”

Trying to be polite, the husband says, “Yes.”

The wife says, “I was just wondering, because when I gave some to the cats they tried to bury it.”

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
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"Quick! Call a tree surgeon!"

"Why?"

"My maple tree is bleeding!"

"That's not blood, that's sap."

"What's sap?"

"Nothing. What's sap with you?"

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Alan Valentine" |
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Why are Eskimos always interested in winter sports?

Because they are Inuit.

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "zieglarnatta" |
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To stop King Kong's rampage, the U.S. Army got their top strategists together and came up with a terrific plan.

They built a massive catapult engine, loaded a 1966 Volkswagen in it, and hurled the vehicle directly at the side of the giant ape's head.

In other words, they put a bug in his ear.

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Alan Valentine" |