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I had just pulled over someone for driving under the influence when another car pulled up behind us. I stopped what I was doing and ventured back to see if the driver needed assistance.

“No, I don’t need any help,” he said, reeking of booze. Then, pointing to the flashing cherry top on the roof of my cruiser, he continued, “I just stopped for the red light.”

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CATEGORY Dumb Criminals
posted by "Pucks mom" |
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It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs, because they always take things literally.

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "wadejagz" |
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If you take your laptop for a run, you jog your memory.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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One day, Edgar got home early from school and his mom asked, "Why are you home so early?"

He answered, "Because I was the only one that answered a question in my class."

"Wow, my son is a genius! What was the question?"

"The question was, 'Who threw the eraser at the principal's head?'"

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CATEGORY School Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |