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Favorite this joke Daughter: "Mommy, where did I come from?"
Mom: "Sweetheart, you came out from Mommy's body."
Daughter: "How exactly?"
Mom: "Well, your head came out first, then your arms, followed by your legs."
Daughter: (thinking about what she just heard) "How did you assemble them?"
After browsing the restaurant menu, I had a question for the waitress. "About the salmon entree, is that a steak or a fillet?"
After giving me a confused look, she replied. "Neither, it's a fish."
The day before my high school graduation, the principal called an assembly. He wanted to say farewell informally, he explained, as he reviewed our years together.
There was hardly a dry eye among us as he concluded, "We will remember you, and hope you will remember us. More importantly, we want you to remember each other. I want all of you to meet in this very auditorium 25 years from today."
There was a moment of silence. Then a thin voice piped up, "What time?"
How come the lifeguard couldn't save the hippie?
He was just too far out man.
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