Best Jokes

A surgeon, who had just gotten his suit back from the tailor shop, goes back to the shop and says, "My suit just fell apart!"

"Oh my!" the tailor replies. "Do you know how this could have happened?"

"I don't know," the surgeon replies. "It was fine until I took the stitches out."

I remember the time when I was reminiscing my love life while cutting up an onion...

The onion cried.

The chef at a hotel approaches the manager one afternoon. "Ma'am," she asks. "What might be the best way to announce dinner? Should I say 'Dinner is served' or 'Dinner is ready?'"

"Well," the manager replies. "If it's anything like last night, it should probably be, 'Dinner is ruined.'"