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It was a really hot day at the office due to a malfunction with the air conditioning system. There were about twenty people in close quarters and everyone was sweating, even with a fan on.

All of a sudden, people started to wrinkle their noses at an odor passing through the air. It was the most hideous smell anyone had ever smelled.

One man, popping his head out of his cubicle, said, "Oh, man! Someone's deodorant isn't working."

A man in the corner replied, "It can't be me. I'm not wearing any."

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CATEGORY Office Jokes
posted by "merk" |
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I have planned out my Valentine's Day:

1) Awaken, and have breakfast in bed.

2) Chocolates for lunch.

3) Watch a romantic movie.

4) Dinner for two at a romantic restaurant.

5) Regret eating two dinners.

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CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
posted by "Peter P." |
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A man and a woman are having a date.

The woman remarks, “You know, you look totally like my third husband!”

The man is startled and asks, “Really, how many times have you been married?”

“Twice.”

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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Did you hear about the dyslexic man who went out to buy maps?

He came back with a tin of Spam.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |