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I went back home last week and happened to see one of my old teachers, Mrs. Turtle.

She was a bit odd, but tortoise well.

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posted by "Dylyn" |
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I bet my friends I'd witnessed a 200 pound flying squirrel streaking above the bright lights of Hollywood...

I ended up losing that bet, it turned out to be Superman leaving a costume party.

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posted by "Marty" |
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My smoke detector needs a new 9 volt battery...

I always thought that was an odd voltage.

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posted by "MadMark" |
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A couple were taking a group tour at a crocodile park when they come across a canal riddled with crocodiles. An eccentric millionaire in the group issued a challenge. Anyone who jumps into the canal and swim across the other side will receive $1 million. If he dies either by drowning or eaten by crocodiles, his widow will get $500,000.

All of a sudden a man jumps into the canal and starts swimming. The crocodiles took after him but somehow he managed to get to the other side unscathed. He gets $1 million, as promised, and gets back to his wife. The wife excitedly says, “I know you could do it, Honey”.

The husband says, “Oh yeah? What would you have done had I died?”

With the same enthusiasm the wife replies, “I would have still got $500,000.”

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posted by "Raj Padmanathan " |