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Favorite this joke A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications he waited anxiously for the outcome.
The employer read all his applications & said, "We have an opening for people like you."
"Oh, great," the man said, "What is it?"
"It's called the door!"
What is a Pessimist?
The real world dictionary defines a 'pessimist' as an optimist with no experience.
I was married by a judge...
I should have asked for a jury.
A couple who lived in the South were moving to Connecticut to set up their business of raising Yorkshire Terriers under a new name.
Being new to the area they wanted to come up with a catchy name for their new adventure in the area.
So they settled on the name "New Yank Yorkies".
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