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I asked my wife what’s for dinner...

She calmly replied, “Reservations.”

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posted by "Glen Rae" |
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I once dated a geologist, but the relationship was just too rocky.

I was crushed.

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posted by "Gary Greenfield" |
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"Can you stand on your head?"

"Nope. It's too high."

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John: I worked as a veterinarian tech during the day and went to school at night to earn a degree in literature but no publisher or movie producer takes a second look at my work.

His best friend Frank: In looking over this script I see a distinctive influence in your work that may be a problem. I’ll read it and see if you see what I do… “He was quiet as a mouse; this dogged bear of a detective catty in his ways is stubborn as a mule. He has the memory of an elephant, the tenacity of a mongoose, pound for pound the fight of a rabid badger.”

John: Yes, I see your point; it’s too descriptive, right?

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posted by "Marty" |