Best Jokes

I've always been confused between the definition of right and wrong.

When I was a kid my parents would say, "Boy, you have done wrong."

I'd say, "Is that right?"

They would say, "Yes."

Well the last time I Tweeted, I was disqualified because Twitter said it was a chirp!

I've always wondered how cool it would be to go to outer space, the Doc said I need to find my inner space first!

Who says commercials are not educational ? My 3 year old just informed me that the medication I'm on might cause dry mouth, dizziness, loss of sight --- and so on.

Needless to say I called my Doctor immediately, he said his 3 year old saw the same commercial.