Three students all have dinner together, a sophisticate, a vulgarian, and a foreigner. They return to their shared dorm rooms that night and when they wake up in the morning they all have painful gas. The sophisticate says,
"Zounds! I just broke wind with such intense vigor my anus hurt!"
The vulgarian says,
"Crap, dude! That fart hurt my butt-hole!"
The foreigner who would have understood,
"Wow, stinky pain!" tries to fit in by saying,
"Broke fart intense butt-hole!"
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