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A little boy found the old family Bible and started thumbing through the pages. As he was turning the yellowed pages, a pressed tree leaf fell out.

He exclaimed, "Hey, this must be where Adam and Eve left their clothes!"

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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I went back home last week and happened to see one of my old teachers, Mrs. Turtle.

She was a bit odd, but tortoise well.

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posted by "Dylyn" |
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I bet my friends I'd witnessed a 200 pound flying squirrel streaking above the bright lights of Hollywood...

I ended up losing that bet, it turned out to be Superman leaving a costume party.

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posted by "Marty" |
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My smoke detector needs a new 9 volt battery...

I always thought that was an odd voltage.

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Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "MadMark" |