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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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posted by "No1else" |
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What’s the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos while a foot has five toes.

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Lizzy" |
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A reporter covering the Iowa State Legislature proceedings wore light summer shoes on a day when it snowed.

The following day, a pleasant dry one, he wore overshoes. A legislator asked him about it.

“It’s the effect of being around government,” he replied. “I am now prepared for yesterday.”

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Grumpy Old Man to his wife: "Why didn't any of the books I donated sell at the church rummage sale?"

His wife: "I'm thinking it may have gone better if you hadn't torn out the pages you didn't like."

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CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
posted by "Marty" |