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An accountant is in a car traveling with a farmer client around his farm. They pass a large group of sheep and the farmer says, "You're pretty good with numbers, Keith. How many sheep do you reckon are in that paddock?"

The accountant looks at the sheep for a moment and says, "One thousand, eight hundred and thirty two."

The farmer is amazed. "Exactly right," he says. "How did you work that out so fast?"

"Easy," says the accountant, "I counted the number of feet and divided by four."

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CATEGORY Farmer Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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Where would you find a doctor whose job it is to declare a person dead?

At the coroner store.

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posted by "Freddie" |
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How can you identify a blind pirate?

He's the one with patches over both eyes.

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posted by "Murb" |
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Death and taxes are inevitable...

But at least death doesn't get worse every year!

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |