Why did the scared cow say "Moo?"
Because it's a cow-word.
What’s the definition of a real golfer?
The only guy who will ruin a $100 pair of shoes to retrieve a 50 cent ball.
Think the price of gas is expensive?
Have you seen the price of chimneys?
They are going through the roof!
A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room.
When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover.
The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"