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I needed time to fly...

So I chucked a clock out the window!

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posted by "Bryce Wolkerstorfer" |
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An elderly gentleman was in the kitchen and had taken down the wall clock, placing it on the floor in front of him.

Then he turned on the kitchen radio tuning in to a Hip-Hop station.

He then started gyrating and jumping and tapping the face of the clock with his foot in time with the music.

His wife suddenly walked in and said, "What in heaven's name are you doing!"

The husband replied, "Our granddaughter says you can making money dancing on the Tik-Tok."

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posted by "Bill Sauro" |
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I'm working on a newsletter about various fungi and molds.

Still working on a name for it.

I'm sorta leaning toward 'Lichen Subscribe.'

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posted by "aod318" |
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Have you heard about the lawyer’s word processor?

No matter what font you select, everything comes in fine print.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |