Best Jokes

I'm no cactus expert...

But I know a prick when I see one.

Who’s the genius that called it a “will” and not a “dead giveaway”?

Joan: "I'm looking for a golden anniversary gift for my husband."

Lisa: "But haven't you only been married fifteen years?"

Joan: "Yes, but it feels like fifty!"

Taxi driver: "That will be $3.50, please."

Passenger: "Oh dear, I'm afraid I'm a little short. Could you back up a little bit and make it $2.50, please?"