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My wife asked me if I wanted to watch Batman Forever on Netflix.

I said, “No, only for the next couple of hours.”

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posted by "I am innocent" |
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93% of dog owners are convinced their dogs can smile.

The 7% who don't are afraid if they do smile, they may need braces.

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posted by "aod318" |
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A friend of mine told me about the book club she joined.

It's called, "Read between the wines."

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posted by "aod318" |
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Doctor: "I'm afraid you suffer from obesity."

Patient: "Yes, it runs in the family."

Doctor: "No, nothing runs in your family."

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posted by "DannyC" |