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A lady walked into a dentist's office and exclaimed, "I don't know which is worse, having a root canal or having a baby!"

The dentist replied, "Well make up your mind, so I know how to tilt the chair."

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CATEGORY Dentist Jokes
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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.

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posted by "Paul H" |
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A little boy was roughhousing with his dog. His mother said to him, "Now, Peter, I know you love Granger, but you're loving him too much. How would you feel if someone huge picked you up and squeezed you so hard you couldn't breathe?"

The boy thought a moment and then said, "I guess I'd feel like it was my birthday and Aunt Doreen was here."

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "merk" |
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Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. "I know that smart aleck Tex," said the first. "He's going to start bragging about that new foreign car he bought as soon as he gets back."

"Not Tex," the second cowboy replied. "He'll always be just a good ol' boy. When he walks in, I'm sure all he'll say is hello."

"I know Tex better than either of you," said the third. "He's so smart, he'll figure out a way to do both. Here he comes now."

Tex swung open the bunkhouse door and shouted, "Audi, partners!"

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "merk" |