My friend David had his ID stolen...
Now he’s just Dav.
They say that "a problem shared is a problem halved..."
I'm not too sure about that as last night I told my wife that my girlfriend was pregnant.
If I'm counting right...
It's been ‘one of those days' for three years now.
No one knows why a veggie will sometimes show up in a fruit basket.
Suppliers say they just seem to turnip there.