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Spoon Me
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Yesterday the Police arrested me for unsolicited Spooning...

I wasn't charged, they just held me over night.

Which I loved, by the way.

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CATEGORY Word Play Jokes
posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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Call A Professional
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What do you call a professional you hire to put someone down?

An Insultant.

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CATEGORY One Liner Jokes
posted by "Gary Greenfield" |
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Making Skim Milk
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The hardest part of making skimmed milk…

Is throwing the cows across the lake!

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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Golf or Church
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"You are late for golf again Dave."

"Yes, well-being a Sunday, I had to toss a coin to see if I should go to church or go and play golf."

"Okay, but why are you so late?"

"I had to toss it 15 times!"

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CATEGORY Golf Jokes
posted by "S.Sovetts" |