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Favorite this joke A well-known rich businessman's wife broke her hip. The businessman got the best bone surgeon in town to do the operation. The operation consisted of lining up the broken hip and putting in a screw to secure it. The operation went fine, and the doctor sent the business man a fee for his services of $5000.
The businessman was outraged at the cost, and sent the doctor a letter demanding an itemized list of the costs. The doctor sent back a list with two things:
One screw..................................... $ 1
Knowing how to put it in............. $4999
Total = $5000
The businessman never argued.
Daughter: "Mommy, where did I come from?"
Mom: "Sweetheart, you came out from Mommy's body."
Daughter: "How exactly?"
Mom: "Well, your head came out first, then your arms, followed by your legs."
Daughter: (thinking about what she just heard) "How did you assemble them?"
After browsing the restaurant menu, I had a question for the waitress. "About the salmon entree, is that a steak or a fillet?"
After giving me a confused look, she replied. "Neither, it's a fish."
The day before my high school graduation, the principal called an assembly. He wanted to say farewell informally, he explained, as he reviewed our years together.
There was hardly a dry eye among us as he concluded, "We will remember you, and hope you will remember us. More importantly, we want you to remember each other. I want all of you to meet in this very auditorium 25 years from today."
There was a moment of silence. Then a thin voice piped up, "What time?"
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