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A North Korean soldier was asked to measure the height of a comrade's rifle.

"I can't," he replied. "My ruler is only 12 inches."

The friend looked at him, rather confused, and said, "I actually think Kim Jong-un is taller than that."

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CATEGORY Military Jokes
posted by "Bill Sauro" |
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Question: How can I avoid that terrible curse of unsightly wrinkles?

Answer: Take off your glasses.

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CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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1. It is time to clean out the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside.
2. Keep it clean enough for healthy, dirty enough for happy.
3. Never make fried chicken in the nude.

4. Do not engage in unarmed combat with a dust bunny big enough to choke the vacuum cleaner.
5. Make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later start all over again.
6. To hang up more clothes buy bigger door knobs.

7. Sweep the room with a glance.
8. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
9. Cobwebs artfully draped over lampshades reduce the glare from the bulb, thereby cre ating a romantic atmosphere.
10. When writing your name in the dust on the table, omit the date.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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Cindy is 5' 7" tall. She works in a butcher shop and wears size 7 shoes.

What does Cindy weigh?

Answer: Meat.

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posted by "Douglas" |