Best Jokes

Why did the cat go for a walk on the beach at night on Christmas eve?

He wanted to get sandy claw.

The first-time father, beside himself with excitement over the birth of his son, was determined to do everything right.

"So, tell me, nurse," he asked as his new family headed out the hospital door, "what time should we wake the little guy in the morning?"

What type of person finds it humorous to shower while wearing a raincoat?

Apparently someone with a dry sense of humor!

I'm beginning to think that package instructions are only meant to be read by scientist.

The print is so small you need an electron microscope to read it and who has one of those...

Scientist of course!