Best Jokes

What do you hear when a Judge is learning to play the piano?

The Scales of Justice.

A mother and father were chatting with their eight-year-old son about his future. The youngster said he'd like to attend Cornell, as his parents and other members of the family had.

Pleased with his response, they pressed on. "What would you like to take when you attend college?" they asked the little boy.

After giving it some thought and glancing around the kitchen, he replied, "The refrigerator, if you can get along without it."

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Ahhh.

Ahhh who?

Werewolves of London.

I get bitterly angry every time my cell phone dies...

My therapist suggested I need an outlet.