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Dentist warns his patient: “This might be a bit painful.”

Patient: “That’s okay, I can handle it.”

Dentist: (sighs) "I'm sleeping with your girlfriend.”

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posted by "Raac" |
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What happens when a cougar loses their hearing?

They become a Def Leppard!

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posted by "Chloe2015" |
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My picky eater husband couldn't decide which slice of cake to eat.

Frustrated I put a slice on his plate, handed it to him and yelled, "Just give piece a chance!"

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posted by "Bill Sauro" |
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At a job Interview...

“What are your strengths?”

“I take matters in my own hands.”

"Okay, thank you. We will contact you.”

“No, I will contact you."

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |