Dentist warns his patient: “This might be a bit painful.”
Patient: “That’s okay, I can handle it.”
Dentist: (sighs) "I'm sleeping with your girlfriend.”
What happens when a cougar loses their hearing?
They become a Def Leppard!
My picky eater husband couldn't decide which slice of cake to eat.
Frustrated I put a slice on his plate, handed it to him and yelled, "Just give piece a chance!"
At a job Interview...
“What are your strengths?”
“I take matters in my own hands.”
"Okay, thank you. We will contact you.”
“No, I will contact you."