I waited for a very long time for my number to be called at the Department of Motor Vehicles to renew my driver's license. As I approached the window, the clerk asked how she could help me.
I replied, "I need to get a haircut, can you save me my spot?"
She said, "Why didn't you get a haircut before your came here?"
I replied, "I didn't need one before I got here!"
chihuahuabulldog : Cute. Too bad my vote was a few years too late. Hey! I was at the DMV man. ;-)
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