A man walks into a dentist office for his third filling that week. He goes into the examination room, sits back in the chair, and waits for the dentist to come in.
She walks through the door and before she begins, she says, "You know the drill."
What tree has the most hair?
A fir tree!
What natural remedies still work during quarantine?
Lumberjack: Can I axe you a question?
Tree: Wood you please?
Lumberjack: Besides dogs, what other living creature barks?
Tree: I'm stumped.