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eslippin

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Member Since : Sep, 2020
# of jokes posted : 37
# of followers : 2
# of following: 2
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 67.00
$9.00 won 5 votes

A fisherman walks into a bar and sees a beautiful woman across the way. He approaches and just as he is about to speak, he drops his fishing line. Embarrassed, he bent down to pick it up.

The woman laughed and said, "Is that your best pick up line?"

The fisherman replied, "Actually yes, my name is..."

5 votes

CATEGORY Pickup Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
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$25.00 won 6 votes

What natural remedies still work during quarantine?

Essential oils!

6 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
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$6.00 won 5 votes
 

What's a robot's favorite snack?

Computer chips!

5 votes

CATEGORY Computer Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
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$12.00 won 4 votes

Why did Little Johnny start each day gluing coins to the back of his shirts and stretching to touch his toes?

Because he was going out for the football team, and he wanted to be the quarter-back!

But why the stretching?

So he could touch-down...

4 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
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