A fisherman walks into a bar and sees a beautiful woman across the way. He approaches and just as he is about to speak, he drops his fishing line. Embarrassed, he bent down to pick it up.
The woman laughed and said, "Is that your best pick up line?"
The fisherman replied, "Actually yes, my name is..."
Why did Little Johnny start each day gluing coins to the back of his shirts and stretching to touch his toes?
Because he was going out for the football team, and he wanted to be the quarter-back!
But why the stretching?
So he could touch-down...