A friend of mine told me about the book club she joined.
It's called, "Read between the wines."
What’s the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?
They both fear the wurst.
A man who apologizes when he’s wrong is called: HONEST.
A man who apologizes when he’s not sure is called: WISE.
A man who apologizes when he’s wrong is called: HUSBAND.