Best Jokes

Knock Knock!

Who's There?

Doris.

Doris, who?

Doris locked, that's why I had to knock!

How can you tell if a sniper likes you?

He misses you.

A well-dressed man approached a woman at a health food store and in a clipped British accent asked her exactly what she did with the tofu in her basket.

She said she normally puts it in the refrigerator, looks at it for several weeks and then throws it away.

The man replied, "That's exactly what my wife does with it. I was hoping you had a better recipe."

We all get heavier as we grow older because there's a lot more information in our heads. So, I am not heavy...

I am just really intelligent and my head couldn't hold anymore, so it started filling up the rest of me.