I was sitting at the counter of a restaurant when a gentleman sat in the seat beside me. I watched as he ordered a cup of coffee and put about fifteen spoonful's of sugar in it.
He took a sip without stirring it. I remarked, "You didn't stir your coffee."
He said, "I know, I don't like it sweet."
SEARS VIRUS: Your data won't appear unless you buy new cables, power supply, and a set of shocks.
JIMMY HOFFA VIRUS: Nobody can find it.
CONGRESSIONAL VIRUS: Runs every program on the hard drive simultaneously, but doesn't allow the user to accomplish anything.
STAR TREK VIRUS: Invades your system in places where no virus has gone before.
An awning broke away from a building.
Maybe now I can call it an offing???
I have no problem buying tampons.
I am a fairly modern man.
But apparently they’re not a ‘proper’ present.