Best Jokes

One man says to another man, "I nicknamed my wife after a flower. I call her 'Rose."

Second man says, "I nicknamed my wife after a flower also! I call her snapdragon!"

There's only two ways to argue with a woman...

And neither one of them work.

Do you know why women in Milwaukee, Wisconsin won't drink beer on the beach?

They don't want to get sand in their Schlitz.

An Investment Broker asked his client if he wanted to get a hot tip and the client naturally said, "yes."
"Well, we heard that Colonel Sanders is buying out Schick razor company," said the broker.
Client: "Are they going to change their name?"
Broker: "I heard that they were going to call it Chicken-Schick"