So a duck walks into a bar and asks the Bartender, "Got any gwapes?"
The bartender says, "No!".
The duck walks out, comes back the next day and asks the Bartender, "Got any gwapes?"
The bartender says, "No!".
The duck walks out, comes back the next day and asks the Bartender, "Got any gwapes?"
The bartender says, "No! And if you come back again I'll staple your beak to the bar".
The duck walks out, comes back the next day and asks the Bartender, "Got any staples?"
The bartender says, "No!".
"Got any gwapes"?
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