Best Jokes

Question: Do you know what would really suck?

Answer: A rocket powered vacuum cleaner!

An ant walks into a bar with his good friend Mister No, who is not an ant. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We only serve ants here."

The ant says, "But this is my good friend Mister No."

The bartender says, "Sorry, but I don't take No for an ant, sir."

What is the longest word in the world?

Smiles ... because there is a MILE between the first and last letter.

Knock Knock!

Who's There?

Doris.

Doris, who?

Doris locked, that's why I had to knock!