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On a recent flight, an elderly passenger kept peering out the window. Since it was totally dark, all she could see was the blinking wing-tiplight. Finally, she rang for the flight attendant.

"I'm sorry to bother you," she said, "but I think you should inform the pilot that his left-turn indicator is on and has been for some time."

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CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
posted by "Foxie" |
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I came home from work last night exhausted. I said to my wife, "I need my glasses checked. I'm so nearsighted I nearly worked myself to death."

Perplexed, the wife asked, "What's being nearsighted got to do with working yourself to death?"

"I couldn't tell whether the boss was watching me or not, so I had to work the whole time!"

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CATEGORY Work Jokes
posted by "merk" |
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Suzy: "Mom, did you want a boy or a girl?"

Mom: "I just wanted to watch a movie."

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CATEGORY Kid Jokes
posted by "RMHawaii" |
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What do you call a dead magician?

An abra-cadaver.

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "wadejagz" |