Best Jokes

My mom told me to clean the papers out of my room. Then she told me to empty the waste baskets from the bathrooms. Then she told me to take the kitchen garbage out. Then she told me to take the garbage cans to the street.

But I didn’t have to do any of that. You know why?

That was just trash talk!

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.

What’s a banana peel’s favorite type of shoe?

Slippers!

Why do Nuclear physicists have trouble concentrating on one project?

They have too many ions in the fire.