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Vegan Zombie
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What does a vegan zombie eat?

Grrrraaaaaiiiinnns!

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "macpro57" |
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The Engineering Pilot
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Why did the Engineering grad became a pilot?

In order to "land" himself a job!

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CATEGORY Entertainment Jokes
posted by "Sudhakar" |
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New Energy Source
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Question: Do you know what would really suck?

Answer: A rocket powered vacuum cleaner!

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CATEGORY One Liner Jokes
posted by "Joe Willis" |
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Don't Take No For An Answer
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An ant walks into a bar with his good friend Mister No, who is not an ant. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We only serve ants here."

The ant says, "But this is my good friend Mister No."

The bartender says, "Sorry, but I don't take No for an ant, sir."

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CATEGORY Bar & Drinking Jokes
posted by "Sonny Meyers" |