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Perform Under Pressure
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I was in a job interview the other day and they asked if I could perform under pressure.

I said, "No, but I can perform Bohemian Rhapsody!"

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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Cactus Detector
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I'm no cactus expert...

But I know a prick when I see one.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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Estate Money
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Who’s the genius that called it a “will” and not a “dead giveaway”?

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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Go for the Gold
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Joan: "I'm looking for a golden anniversary gift for my husband."

Lisa: "But haven't you only been married fifteen years?"

Joan: "Yes, but it feels like fifty!"

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "Kathy Harrington" |