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Favorite this joke A well-dressed man approached a woman at a health food store and in a clipped British accent asked her exactly what she did with the tofu in her basket.
She said she normally puts it in the refrigerator, looks at it for several weeks and then throws it away.
The man replied, "That's exactly what my wife does with it. I was hoping you had a better recipe."
We all get heavier as we grow older because there's a lot more information in our heads. So, I am not heavy...
I am just really intelligent and my head couldn't hold anymore, so it started filling up the rest of me.
A neighbor went to visit her friend Brenda and her 4 year old daughter Maggie.
"What have you been doing today?" she asked.
"Just a little housework," replied Brenda.
"Are you too exhausted for my visit"? the neighbor replied.
"No, not at all. I was just cleaning the inside of Maggie's dollhouse."
Men are like fine wine...
They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.
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