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Did you hear about the contortionist who passed away?

He died in his own arms.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "greens52" |
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When tempted to fight fire with fire...

... always remember that the fire department usually uses water.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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I ordered an extension course, “How to Deal With Life’s Disappointments”.

Yesterday, I got the first lesson in the mail.

It was an empty envelope.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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I was on a date with this really great lady.

Well it wasn't really a date-date, more like we ate dinner and saw a movie together.

Then the plane landed.

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CATEGORY Airplane Jokes
posted by "greens52" |