Best Jokes

What do you call a professional you hire to put someone down?

An Insultant.

"You are late for golf again Dave."

"Yes, well-being a Sunday, I had to toss a coin to see if I should go to church or go and play golf."

"Okay, but why are you so late?"

"I had to toss it 15 times!"

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A Baptist and a Mormon were talking one day about the subject of polygamy.

The Mormon said to the Baptist, “Show me one verse in the Bible that forbids polygamy."

The Baptist said, “No man can serve two masters.”