Best Jokes

Where do you get dragon milk?

From cows with short legs!

The little boy was so excited because his mom told him he is getting a baby brother.

He repeated that to his teacher every day, when he came to school, “I’m getting a brother.”

One day his mom allowed him to feel the baby’s kicks in her belly. The next day he came to school and didn’t say anything to his teacher, so the teacher asked him, what happened to his brother.

He replied, “I think mommy ate him.”

One day Dan asks Bob, “So Bob what did you get for Christmas?”

Then Bob says to Dan, “Oh see that brand new red Ferrari outside?”

Dan says, “OOOOH WOW!!!”

Bob says, “Ya, I got the same exact color tie!”

One man says to another man, "I nicknamed my wife after a flower. I call her 'Rose."

Second man says, "I nicknamed my wife after a flower also! I call her snapdragon!"