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Q: If H2O is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what’s on the outside?
A: K9P.
I won $3 million on the Lottery this weekend. I decided to donate a quarter of it to Charity.
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A woman went to the beach with her children. Her 4-year-old son ran up to her, grabbed her hand, and led her to the shore where a dead seagull lay in the sand.
“Mommy, what happened to him?” the little boy asked.
“He died and went to heaven,” she replied.
The child thought for a moment and said, “And God threw him back down?”
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