Set your Wi-Fi password to 2444666668888888.
So when someone asks tell them it’s 12345678.
Q: If H2O is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what’s on the outside?
A: K9P.
I won $3 million on the Lottery this weekend. I decided to donate a quarter of it to Charity.
Now I have $2,999,999.75!
A woman went to the beach with her children. Her 4-year-old son ran up to her, grabbed her hand, and led her to the shore where a dead seagull lay in the sand.
“Mommy, what happened to him?” the little boy asked.
“He died and went to heaven,” she replied.
The child thought for a moment and said, “And God threw him back down?”