Best Jokes

What does a basketball player do when he or she loses their eyesight?

Become a referee.

This Christmas, I told my girlfriend that all I wanted was an Xbox, nothing more. That’s it. Beginning and end of list, one Xbox.

You know what she got me? A homemade frame with a picture of us from our first date together.

Which was fine... because I bought her an Xbox.

Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection, except one...

He's never gonna give you 'Up'!

Sadly, Dr. Moan fell into a well and broke his collarbone.

Dr. Moan should tend to the sick, and leave the well alone.