Best Jokes

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If you send a birthday card to your grandkids, don’t write in cursive...

... Or you’ll get a text asking you to decode it.

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CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
posted by "Marty" |
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A man was reading on social media that apparently it’s unattractive to wear socks with sandals. He told his wife about this, who quickly said. “Honey use your head, we’re going to the museum of natural history today; lets pass on the missing link photo opportunity.”

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Marty" |
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If #2 pencils are the best, why aren't they called #1 pencils?

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posted by "Bumpa Hennigar" |
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A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad, and mom have been proudly displayed for all to see. One morning while getting ready for the day, he bounded into the room with his arms outstretched. In his hands were three magnetic letters: G-O-D. "Look what I spelled, Mom!" with a proud smile on his face.

"That's wonderful!" his mom praised him. "Now go put them on the fridge so Dad can see when he gets home tonight," she said, happy that Sunday school education was having an impact. Just then, a little voice called from the kitchen. "Mom, how do you spell zilla?"

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |