Best Jokes

Did you know O.J. Simpson is a fan of Peyton Manning?

Yep, he likes slow white Broncos.

Buy a dog a toy and the dog will play with it forever...

Buy a cat a toy and the cat will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.

Irony: The opposite of wrinkly

I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil neck. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires. So I called him more names. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.