Teacher: What did Napoleon do?
Child: He pulled his bone apart!
Yesterday was "Take Your Daughters and Sons to Work Day"...
Which basically means today is "Stay Late At Work To Catch Up On All The Things You Couldn't Get Done Because Your Kid Was Bothering You In The Office Day"!
New research found that pigeons can actually be taught to read and write.
Once the researchers finished teaching the pigeon, the first thing it wrote was, “Get a life, man.”
Ever wonder why there is an expiration date on sour cream?