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What did the Head Tooth Fairy yell at the cadet who flunked out of Tooth Fairy academy?

You can't HANDLE the Tooth!

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "zieglarnatta" |
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Last night I dreamt I was a muffler...

I woke up exhausted!

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posted by "andrewf" |
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Did you hear about the new garlic diet?

You don't actually lose weight, but you look thinner from a distance.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Elijah Scot" |
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Accidentally went grocery shopping on an empty stomach...

... and now I am the proud owner of Aisle 4.

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CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |