What did the Head Tooth Fairy yell at the cadet who flunked out of Tooth Fairy academy?
You can't HANDLE the Tooth!
Last night I dreamt I was a muffler...
I woke up exhausted!
Did you hear about the new garlic diet?
You don't actually lose weight, but you look thinner from a distance.
Accidentally went grocery shopping on an empty stomach...
... and now I am the proud owner of Aisle 4.