Best Jokes

The wife chewed out her husband at the company picnic awhile back. "Doesn't it embarrass you that people have seen you go up to the buffet table five times?"

"Not a bit," the husband replied. "I just tell them I'm filling up the plate for you!"

Did you know O.J. Simpson is a fan of Peyton Manning?

Yep, he likes slow white Broncos.

Buy a dog a toy and the dog will play with it forever...

Buy a cat a toy and the cat will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.

Irony: The opposite of wrinkly