Best Jokes

This Christmas, I told my girlfriend that all I wanted was an Xbox, nothing more. That’s it. Beginning and end of list, one Xbox.

You know what she got me? A homemade frame with a picture of us from our first date together.

Which was fine... because I bought her an Xbox.

Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection, except one...

He's never gonna give you 'Up'!

Sadly, Dr. Moan fell into a well and broke his collarbone.

Dr. Moan should tend to the sick, and leave the well alone.

After the honeymoon, the new wife tells her husband, “I think it’s time for you to stop playing golf. In fact, you might as well sell all of your clubs.”

The husband replies, “You’re starting to sound like my ex-wife.”

His wife says, “I thought you said you’ve never been married before?”

The husband says, “I haven’t.”