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Accidentally went grocery shopping on an empty stomach...

... and now I am the proud owner of Aisle 4.

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CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
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A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a machine for squeezing fresh orange juice.

Intrigued, the young man asked if he could be allowed to work the machine, but his request was denied.

Said the store manager, "Sorry, kid, but baggers can't be juicers."

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CATEGORY Work Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
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Becoming aware of one's character defects leads naturally to the next step...

Blaming one's parents.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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What does a basketball player do when he or she loses their eyesight?

Become a referee.

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CATEGORY Sport Jokes
posted by "shawwty" |