Best Jokes

Q: How do you think the unthinkable?

A: With an itheberg

One toy says to another: "My life is spiraling out of control!"

"What do you expect? You're a TOP!"

My daughter asked if I could help her explain the concept of “modern math” to her youngest. I said sure, he just needs practical life experience and he’ll understand.

Just take him to the store, pass it a few times, then circle it once or twice before you pull into the parking lot.

If you send a birthday card to your grandkids, don’t write in cursive...

... Or you’ll get a text asking you to decode it.