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Favorite this joke A man on a business trip to Florida decided to play golf on Saturday. Half way through the first 9 he knocked a ball off the course. After retrieving it he noticed the four guys playing behind him were looking at him the same time three of them were giving the fourth one five bucks each.
“Were you guys betting on me?" asked the Out-of-Towner.
The guy with cash in hand said, “Let me put it this way, when locals hit one in the rough we leave it there.”
Moe: I think I will make the High School Basketball team.
Joe: Why do you think that?
Moe: My coach said I have a good basketball IQ.
Joe: I think you misunderstood your coach. He said you had the IQ of a basketball.
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Vel-Crow
Joe: You know that hundred bucks I borrowed from you? I bet you thought I was a dead beat! Well, Frank, I’m not…and here’s the hundred back.
Frank: I—I don’t believe it!
Frank’s wife: I believe it!! And I need fifty of that to buy a new Mix-Master!!
Frank’s son: And I need thirty-five for a new tire for my Honda!
Frank’s daughter: And I need fifteen for new jeans!
Frank: Well, Joe, I gotta tell you, when I lent you that money, I figured I’d never get it back…and I was right!
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