Best Jokes
Favorite this joke "Doctor, please hurry. My son swallowed a razor-blade."
"Don't panic, I'm coming immediately. Have you done anything yet ?"
"Yea, I shaved with the electric razor."
I’m looking to sell my DeLorean...
Good shape, low mileage...
Only driven from time to time!
A woman went on a tour of the White House. As the guide led her down one of the historic halls, a door burst open and a large aquatic sea mammal, balancing a beach ball on its nose, scurried past.
"My, what was that?" exclaimed the woman.
"Oh, that's just the Presidential Seal," replied the guide.
If drinking alcohol can cause short term memory…
Just think what drinking alcohol can do!
Free Daily Joke