Joe: You know that hundred bucks I borrowed from you? I bet you thought I was a dead beat! Well, Frank, I’m not…and here’s the hundred back.
Frank: I—I don’t believe it!
Frank’s wife: I believe it!! And I need fifty of that to buy a new Mix-Master!!
Frank’s son: And I need thirty-five for a new tire for my Honda!
Frank’s daughter: And I need fifteen for new jeans!
Frank: Well, Joe, I gotta tell you, when I lent you that money, I figured I’d never get it back…and I was right!
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